Music Humor - Harp Players

Music Humor - Harp Players

	Q: Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play?
	A: They're trying to tell them how the song goes.

	Q: What is "perfect pitch"?
	A: When you lob a harmonica into a toilet without hitting the rim.

	Q: What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't step all over the singer's lines?
	A: Deceased.

	Q: How many harmonica players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
	A: Five. One to screw it in and four to determine if it should be in straight or cross position.

	Q: What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he's playing?
	A: A liar.

	Q: Why do harmonica players say they play a "harp"?
	1: So you won't think they play a harmonica.
	2. "Harmonica" is a four-syllable word.

	Q: What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit?
	A: Dearly departed.

	Q: What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians?
	A: A harmonica player.

	Q: If you threw a guitar player and a harmonica player off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
	A: The guitar player. The harp would have to stop halfway down to ask what key they're in.

	A guitar player says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my guitar."
	His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"

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