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A
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| Song:
Addicted To Love |
| Artist:
Robert Palmer |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "...you might as well face it, you're addicted to love." |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "...you might as well face it, you're a dickhead in love." |
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| Song:
(All I Have To Do Is) Dream |
| Artist:
Everly Brothers |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Only trouble is, gee whiz" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Only trouble is, cheese whiz" |
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| Song:
Alone Again (Naturally) |
| Artist:
Gilbert O. Sullivan |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "But as if to knock me down,
Reality came around,
And without so much as a mere touch
Cut me into little pieces.
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "But as if to knock me down,
The allergy came around,
And without so much as a mere touch
Cut me into little pieces.
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Angel Of The Morning |
| Artist:
Juice Newton |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Just call me angel of the morning baby,
Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Just call me angel in the morning baby,
Just brush your teeth before you kiss me, baby
" |
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| |
| Song:
Annie's Song |
| Artist:
John Denver |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Let me drown in your laughter,
Let me die in your arms.
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Let me drown in your bathtub,
Let me dry in your arms.
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Aqualung |
| Artist:
Jethro Tull |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Eyeing little girls with bad intent
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Eyeing little girls with padded pants
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Authority Song |
| Artist:
John Mellencamp |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Well, I fight authority and authority always wins.
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Well, I fight with Dorothy and Dorothy always wins.
" |
| |
| B
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| |
| Song:
Bad Bad Leroy Brown |
| Artist:
Jim Croce |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "...and Leroy shootin' dice.
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "...and Leroy shootin' mice.
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Band On The Run |
| Artist:
Paul McCartney |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Band on the run, Band on the Run...
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Stand on the rug, Stand on the rug...
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Band On The Run |
| Artist:
Paul McCartney |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Band on the run, Band on the Run...
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Man on the nun...
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Beast Of Burden |
| Artist:
Rolling Stones |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I'll never be your beast of burden
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I'd never pee if your feets were burnin'
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Bei Mir Bist du Schoen |
| Artist:
Andrews Sisters |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Bei Mir Bist du Schoen
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The bear missed the train
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Best Friend ("Courtship Of Eddie's Father") |
| Artist:
Harry Nilsson |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "People let me tell you 'bout my best friend
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "People let me tell you 'bout my bedspread
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Blinded By The Light |
| Artist:
Manfred Mann |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Blinded by the light,
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Wrapped up like a douche an utter rotor in the night"
"Red duck like a douche bag and discarded in the night"
"Dressed up like a dude, another runner in the night"
"Sucked up by the juice you know the runner in the night"
"Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night"
"Wrapped up like a douche bag for the Roman in the night"
"Ripped up like a douche until he rolled her in the night"
"Shot loose like a goose, another runner in the night"
"Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night"
"Racked up like a deuce in a momentary flight"
"Caught up at the juice bar in the middle of the night"
"Wrapped up like a douche, spitting in the night"
" |
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| C
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Canary In A Coal Mine |
| Artist:
Police |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Canary in a coal mine
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Larry in a coma
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Candida |
| Artist:
Tony Orlando and Dawn |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Candida, we could make it together
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Candida, wake up naked together
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Can't Buy Me Love |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Can't buy me love
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Kentucky love
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Cherry, Cherry |
| Artist:
Neil Diamond |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "She's got the way to move me, Cherry
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "She's got some weight to lose now, Cherry
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Cocaine |
| Artist:
Eric Clapton |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "She don't lie,
she don't lie,
she don't lie,
cocaine
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "She don't like,
she don't like,
she don't like,
cocaine
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Come Together |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "One thing I can tell you is you got to be free!
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "One thing I can tell you is you got to eat cheese.
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Comfortably Numb |
| Artist:
Pink Floyd |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I've become comfortably numb
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I've become comfortably dumb
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Crazy On You |
| Artist:
Heart |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Gonna go crazy on you
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Gonna pour gravy on you
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Crimson and Clover |
| Artist:
Tommy James |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Crimson and clover, over and over
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Christmas is over, over and over
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Crocodile Rock |
| Artist:
Elton John |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I never knew the umbrella turn, and I guess I never will
" |
| |
| D
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Daydream Believer |
| Artist:
Monkees |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The shavin' razor's cold and it stings
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The shavin' razor's goin' and it sings
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
A Day in the Life |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Now they know how many holes it takes to feel the alcohol
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Day Tripper |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "She was a day tripper
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "She was a gay stripper
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap |
| Artist:
AC/DC |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
(Don't Fear) The Reaper |
| Artist:
Blue Oyster Cult |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Don't fear the reaper
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Don't spare the reefer
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue |
| Artist:
Crystal Gayle |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Don't it make my brown eyes blue
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Donuts make my brown eyes blue
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me |
| Artist:
Elton John |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Don't let the sun go down on me
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Don't let your son go down on me
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Don't You Want Me |
| Artist:
Human League |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Don't you want me baby?
Don't you want me oooooh
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Don't chew on me baby,
Don't chew on me oooowww
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Do They Know It's Christmas Time |
| Artist:
Band Aid |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The only gift they'll get this year is flies
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Do Wah Diddy Diddy |
| Artist:
Manfred Mann |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I'm hers. She's mine. Wedding bells are going to chime
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I'm hurt. She's mad. Wedding bells are going to chime
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Down on the Corner |
| Artist:
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Down on the corner,
Out in the street,
Willie and the Poor boys are playing,
Bring your nickles, tap your feet.
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Down on the corner,
Out in the street,
Where the poor boys are playin',
And you hiccup after you eat.
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Drift Away |
| Artist:
Dobie Gray |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Give me the beat boys and free my soul
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Dude (Looks Like A Lady) |
| Artist:
Aerosmith |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Dude looks like a lady
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Do this like a lady
" |
| |
| E
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) |
| Artist:
Rupert Holmes |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "If you like making love at midnight,
In the dunes of the cape.
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "If you like making love at midnight,
In the juice of a grape.
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Every Breath You Take |
| Artist:
Police |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "How my poor heart aches
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I'm a pool hall ace
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Evil Ways |
| Artist:
Santana |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The house is dark and my thoughts are cold
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The house is dark and the pots are cold
" |
| |
| F
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| |
| Song:
Free Fallin' |
| Artist:
Tom Petty |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Loves Jesus and America too
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Loves Cheeze Whiz and America too
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Funky Cold Medina |
| Artist:
Tone Loc |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I asked that girl why was she so fly, she said Funky Cold Medina
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I asked that girl why was she so fly, she said funky Coleman heater
" |
| |
| G
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
The Gambler |
| Artist:
Kenny Rogers |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "If you want to play the game, boy
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "If you want to play the GameBoy®
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Get Back |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Jo Jo was a man before he was a woman
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Gethsemane |
| Artist:
Andrew Lloyd Webber |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "God, thy will is hard
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "God, thy willy's hard
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Get Off Of My Cloud |
| Artist:
Rolling Stones |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Hey you, get off of my cloud
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Hey you, get off of my cow
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Give Peace A Chance |
| Artist:
John Lennon |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "All we are saying is Give Peace a Chance
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Oh, we are sailing, yes, give Jesus pants
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Gonna Hitch a Ride |
| Artist:
Boston |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Gonna hitch a ride
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Gonna hit your eye
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Good Vibrations |
| Artist:
Beach Boys |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I'm picking up good vibrations, she's giving me ex-ci-tations
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I'm picking up good vibrations, she's giving me head citations
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Got My Mind Set On You |
| Artist:
George Harrison |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Got my mind set on you
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Thought my mom sat on you
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Groovin' |
| Artist:
Rascals |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Life would be ecstasy, you and me endlessly
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Life would be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie
" |
| |
| H
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Hallelujah Chorus |
| Artist:
Handel |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "For the Lord God most impotent reigneth
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Have A Holly, Jolly Christmas |
| Artist:
Burl Ives |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Ho ho the mistletoe, a-hung where you can see
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Ho ho the missing toe, a hunger you can see
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Hello Goodbye |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "You say good-bye, I say hello
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "You say good-bye, I say hell no
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Here Comes The Sun |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Little darlin, I feel that ice is slowly melting
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Little darling, I feel that acid slowly melting
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Hey Nineteen |
| Artist:
Steely Dan |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The queers don't vote, the fine cold rum and then
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Hit Me With Your Best Shot |
| Artist:
Pat Benatar |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Hit me with your best shot
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Hit me with your pet shark
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Honky Tonk Woman |
| Artist:
Rolling Stones |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The lady then she covered me in roses.
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The lady in Chicago needed roses.
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
A Horse With No Name |
| Artist:
America |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I've been thru the desert on a horse with no name
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I've been thru the desert on a horse with no legs
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Hound Dog |
| Artist:
Elvis Presley |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Well they said you was high classed, but that was just a lie
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Well they said you was high classed, but that was last July
" |
| |
| I
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
I'd Really Love To See You Tonight |
| Artist:
England Dan & John Ford Coley |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I'm not talking 'bout movin' in
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I'm not talking 'bout the linen"
"I'm not talking 'bout the weather"
"I'm not talking 'bout the limit"
"I'm not talking 'bout Bolivia"
"I'm not talking 'bout nude livin"
"I'm not talking 'bout millennium"
|
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
I Go to Extremes |
| Artist:
Billy Joel |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Don't know why I go to extremes
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Don't know why I told you it's spring
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues |
| Artist:
Elton John |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "And I guess that's why they call it the blues
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "And I guess that's why they call it a bird
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
I Love A Rainy Night |
| Artist:
Eddie Rabbit |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I love the feel of the rain on my face,
I love the taste of the rain on my lips
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I love the feel of Lorainne on my face,
I love the taste of Lorainne on my lips
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
I'm A Believer |
| Artist:
Monkees |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I thought love was only true in fairy tales
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I thought of my ugly shoes as hairy snails
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida |
| Artist:
Iron Butterfly |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "In a gutter in Sweden
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Is That Love |
| Artist:
Squeeze |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Beat me up with your letters
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Beats me up with her lettuce
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
I've Just Seen A Face |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Fallin', yes I am fallin, and she keeps callin' me back again
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Paul Lynde, yes I am Paul Lynde, but she keeps callin' me Flannigan
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
I Wanna Be Sedated |
| Artist:
Ramones |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I wanna be sedated
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I want a piece of Danish
" |
| |
| J
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Jet Airliner |
| Artist:
Steve Miller Band |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Big old jet airliner, don't carry me to far away
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Bingo Jed had a light on, Old Gary he's from Paraguay
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
The Joker |
| Artist:
Steve Miller Band |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Really love your features, want to shake your tree
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Jumpin' Jack Flash |
| Artist:
Rolling Stones |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I was raised by the two best men in Hell
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Jump, Jive and Wail |
| Artist:
Brian Setzer Orchestra |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "You got to, jump, jive, and then you wail
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "You got a, drunk driver, at the wheel
" |
| |
| K
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Karma Chameleon |
| Artist:
Culture Club |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a to me Leon
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Kodachrome |
| Artist:
Paul Simon |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I have a Nikon camera,
I love to take photographs,
Momma don't take my kodachrome away.
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I have a nice big camper,
I love to take photographs,
Momma don't take my motorhome away.
" |
| |
| L
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Leather And Lace |
| Artist:
Stevie Nicks & Don Henley |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Give to me your leather, take from me my lace
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Give to me your liver, take from me my legs
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Little Deuce Coupe |
| Artist:
Beach Boys |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "She's my Little Deuce Coupe
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "She's my little doo scoop
" |
| |
| M
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Man On The Moon |
| Artist:
R.E.M. |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Martin Luther and the game of Life
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Margaritaville |
| Artist:
Jimmy Buffett |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Lookin' for my lost shaker of salt
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Looking for my log shaker and saw
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Marrakesh Express |
| Artist:
Crosby, Stills & Nash |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Don't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Don't you know we're writing American Express
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Me and Bobby McGee |
| Artist:
Janis Joplin |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Freedom is another word for nothing left to lose
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Freedom is another word for nothing else to do
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Mickey Mouse Club Theme |
| Artist:
Theme Song |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Forever let us hold our banners high
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Forever let us hold our pampers high
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Moonshadow |
| Artist:
Cat Stevens |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I'm being followed by a moonshadow
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I've been swallowed by a moonshadow
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Mrs. Robinson |
| Artist:
Simon and Garfunkel |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Put it in your panties with your cupcakes
" |
| |
| N
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia |
| Artist:
Vicki Lawrence |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The judge in the town's got love stains on his pants
" |
| |
| O
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Oh my teeth, oh my jaw, life goes on
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
On The Road Again |
| Artist:
Willie Nelson |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The life I love is making music with my friends
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The wife I love is making music with my friends
" |
| |
| P
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Paperback Writer |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Paperback writer
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Take the back right turn
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Peg |
| Artist:
Steely Dan |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "It's your favorite foreign movie
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "It's your favorite porno movie
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Piano Man |
| Artist:
Billy Joel |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Making love to his tonic and gin
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Making love to this really tiny chick
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Pinball Wizard |
| Artist:
Who |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The Pinball Wizard has such a supple wrist
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The Pinball Wizard has suction cups for wrists
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Pleasant Valley Sunday |
| Artist:
Monkees |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The local rock group down the street is tryin' hard to learn their song
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The local rock group down the street is tryin' hard to learn this song
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Purple Haze |
| Artist:
Jimi Hendrix |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy
" |
| |
| Q
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Queen Bitch |
| Artist:
David Bowie |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Oh, my heart's in the basement.
My weekend's at an all time low
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Well, my heart's in the basement.
My kneecaps at an all time low
" |
| |
| R
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| |
| Song:
Radar Love |
| Artist:
Golden Earring |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Radar love
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Red-hot love
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Reelin' In The Years |
| Artist:
Steely Dan |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Are you reelin' in the years?
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Are you really into yeast?
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Refugee |
| Artist:
Tom Petty |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "You don't have to live like a refugee
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "You don't have to live like an amputee
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Revolution |
| Artist:
Beatles |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "But if you go carryin pictures of Chairman Mao
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "But if you go carryin pictures of Jim and Al
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Rock And Roll All Nite |
| Artist:
Kiss |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I wanna rock n roll all night and party every day
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I wanna rock n roll all night and part of every day
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Rock And Roll Fantasy |
| Artist:
Bad Company |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Here come the jesters, 1-2-3
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Here come the Jetsons, 1-2-3
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Rocket Man |
| Artist:
Elton John |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Rocket man, running out of shoes. Oh, well, so long
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Rock The Boat |
| Artist:
Hues Corporation |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Well, I'd like to know where, you got the notion
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Well, I'd like to know where, you got the nose from
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Rock The Casbah |
| Artist:
Clash |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "He thinks it's not Kosher, fundamentally he can't take it
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "This is not Kosher, for the mental retardation
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Roll With It |
| Artist:
Steve Winwood |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "You gotta roll with it, baby
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "You got a bald-headed baby
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town |
| Artist:
Kenny Rogers |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The wants and the needs of a woman your age
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The warts on the knees of a woman your age
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Running Down a Dream |
| Artist:
Tom Petty |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Runnin' down a dream
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Runnin' down the drain
" |
| |
| S
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| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction |
| Artist:
Rolling Stones |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "He can't be a man because he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "He can't be a man because he doesn't smoke six cigarettes a week
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Scarborough Fair |
| Artist:
Simon and Garfunkel |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Are you going to Scarbarough Fair?
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Are you going to Harvard or Yale?
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Silent Night |
| Artist:
Traditional Hymn |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Holy infant so tender and mild
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Holy imbecile, tender and mild
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Smokin' in the Boys' Room |
| Artist:
Motley Crue |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Everybody knows that smoking in the lounge is cool
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Song Sung Blue |
| Artist:
Neil Diamond |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Song Sung Blue
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Selsun Blue
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Southern Cross |
| Artist:
Crosby Stills & Nash |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I have been all around the world, looking for that woman-girl
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I have been all around the world, looking for that Mormon girl
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Speed Racer Theme |
| Artist:
TV Theme Song |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Go, Speed Racer, Go, Speed Racer, Go, Speed Racer, Go-o-o-o-o-o
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Ghost Eraser, Ghost Eraser, Ghost Eraser, Go-o-o-o-o-o
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Stairway To Heaven |
| Artist:
Led Zeppelin |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "And as we wind on down the road
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "And there's a wino down the road
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Stray Cat Strut |
| Artist:
Stray Cats |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Calling all stray cats sittin' on the fence
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
The Streak |
| Artist:
Ray Stevens |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Ethel, you shameless hussy
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Ethel, you shave that pussy
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Subterranean Homesick Blues |
| Artist:
Bob Dylan |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The pope don't work cause the vandals took the candles
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Suffragette City |
| Artist:
David Bowie |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Summertime Blues |
| Artist:
Eddie Cochran |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I'm a gonna raise a fuss I'm a gonna raise a holler
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I'm a Puerto Rican bus I'm a Puerto Rican father
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Surfin' U.S.A |
| Artist:
Beach Boys |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Huarachi sandals too
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Her raunchy sandals too
" |
| |
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| |
| Song:
Sweet Baby James |
| Artist:
James Taylor |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Though the Berkshires seemed dream-like on account of that frosting
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Though the birdsh*t seemed green-like on account of that frosting
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Suspicious Minds |
| Artist:
Elvis Presley |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "We're caught in a trap, I can't walk out
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "We're callin' it crap, I can't walk out
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Sympathy For The Devil |
| Artist:
Rolling Stones |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I stook around in Saint Petersburg
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I stubbed my brow, saying Beatles burn
" |
| |
| T
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| |
| Song:
Thank God I'm A Country Boy |
| Artist:
John Denver |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Well I work all day and I fiddle when I can
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Well I work all day and I piddle in a can
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Truckin' |
| Artist:
Grateful Dead |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Arrows of neon, flashing marquees out on main street
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Arrows of neon, flashing my keys out on main street
" |
| |
| U
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey |
| Artist:
Paul McCartney |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Hands across the water, Hands across the sea
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Hair that clogs the water, Hair that clogs the sea
" |
| |
| V
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Ventura Highway |
| Artist:
America |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Chewing on a piece of grass, walking down the road
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Chewing on a pizza crust, walking down the road
" |
| |
| W
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Walk This Way |
| Artist:
Aerosmith |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "With your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Pretty sh*tty in the middle, so you swing by your pretty hair
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Whole Lotta Love |
| Artist:
Led Zeppelin |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I'm gonna give you every inch of my love
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I'm gonna send you every inch of my gloves
" |
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Won't Get Fooled Again |
| Artist:
Who |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "We won't get fooled again
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "They won't get food again
" |
| |
| Y
|
| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
You're So Vain |
| Artist:
Carly Simon |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "I had some dreams, there were clowns in my coffee
" |
| |
| Z
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| |
| _________________________________________ |
| |
| Song:
Zoot Suit Riot |
| Artist:
Cherry Poppin' Daddies |
| Actual Lyric: |
| "Now you sailors know, where your women come for love
" |
| Misheard Lyric: |
| "Now you sadists know, where your women come for love
" |
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